Within a 4 mile stretch of road today I saw four different septic company trucks on the cross roads and all I could think was, “Damn, this town is full of shit!” My favorite company name has got to be 254-POOP. That guy was a fucking genius!
At the beginning of my 4 mile stretch I passed a guy wearing a sandwich board sign advertising for Great Clips Salon. Which is a fabulous way to get business, unless…the guy wearing the sign is BALD! Maybe it was the mood I was in today, but I saw that and died laughing.